Today at the garage…
What’s long, pink and torsionally stiff?

The pigs’ outrageous new Hummer Limo!

What happened to Elton John’s old limo the pigs were using the other day?

I heard that the VHS player broke. Plus all the champagne ran out.

The new Hummer is rumoured to have a huge flatscreen, and Netflix!

What’s long, pink and torsionally stiff?
The pigs’ outrageous new Hummer Limo!
What happened to Elton John’s old limo the pigs were using the other day?
I heard that the VHS player broke. Plus all the champagne ran out.
The new Hummer is rumoured to have a huge flatscreen, and Netflix!
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